SEX BOOB BIG TITTIES OLYMPICS
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Freakishly enormous breasts are both a curse and a blessing. Having them makes jogging impossible, creates hassles when driving and means you have to get your bras custom made. But at the same time their presence ensures you'll never have to take a pillow camping, you'll have a convenient weapon to wield at muggers and you'll be able to use your cleavage to hurl a baseball bat half a metre. It's true!